Marc Maron is Heady.

http://thelaughbutton.com/media/marc-maron/marcmaron.swf

Go get his new album, “This has to be funny“.

This is awesome – Matt Damon rocks

It’s, short, It’s sweet and it leaves you wanting more -  and forgive the lame edit the original poster put in:

Has it really been five years?

Happy B-day, Rifftrax! Keep ‘em coming.

Breaking: Christian Pastor opens mouth in prayer, embarrasses entire South; America

“In Jesus’s name, Boogity Boogity Boogity, Amen!” pretty much sums it up. (And yes, I looked up the context, and it doesn’t help the guy at all.)

Also, I wonder if his kids are named Walker and Texas Ranger.

“You are so profoundly sad!” “No, it’s just my people are Nordic.”

Go read Ed @ ginandtacos:

I propose a new rule.

If you’re going to resort to murdering people in order to draw attention to yourself and your belief system – which, incidentally, is not a good idea – the least you could do is write an interesting manifesto. Honestly, when the media reported that the Norway terrorist had written one I was legitimately curious to see it. I wanted to see what ideas could be so important that it would be worth killing 95 people (not to mention that he could reasonably have expected to die himself during the attack) just so that the world would hear them.

And then I saw it (No, I’m not linking it. You can find it.)

I haven’t felt this let down since Matrix: Reloaded.

No, really. Go read the whole thing.

Everyone who is sane happens to agree with me!

Conservative and Bush II Speechwriter David Frum:

Republicans put the gun on the table. They raised the menace of deliberate default in a way it has not been raised before.

Then, having issued the threat, they discovered that their own core supporters would not allow the gun to be holstered again.

They issued demands they knew could not be met, for budget cuts much bigger than Republicans ever enacted when they had the power to enact them. They cocked the weapon. And now here we are: the demands are unmet and Republicans find themselves facing a horrible choice between yielding on their exorbitant demands or pushing the United States into financial upheaval.

And Andrew Sullivan, in full, reaching the same conclusion a lot of us arrived at years ago:

The Republican refusal to countenance any way to raise revenues to tackle the massive debt incurred largely on their watch and from a recession which started under Obama’s predecessor makes one thing clear. They are not a political party in government; they are a radical faction that refuses to participate meaningfully in the give and take the Founders firmly believed should be at the center of American government. They are not conservatives in this sense. They are anarchists.

Their fiscal anarchism has now led to their threat to destabilize and possibly upend the American and global economy because they refuse to compromise an inch. They control only one part of the government, and yet they hold all of it hostage. I cannot believe they are prepared to allow the US to default rather than give an inch toward responsibility. Except I should believe it by now. Everything I have written about them leads inexorably to this moment. Opposing overwhelming public opinion on the need for a mixed package of tax hikes and spending cuts, drawing the president into a position far to the right of the right of his party, and posturing absurdly as fiscal conservatives, they are in fact anti-tax and anti-government fanatics, and this is their moment of maximal destruction.

I read George Will’s retread column from the 1980s today and simply cannot fathom what he is talking about. Except, I fear I can. He is channeling Mitch McConnell. Boehner and McConnell have one goal and it is has nothing to do with the economy. It is destroying this president and this presidency. They are clearly calculating that the economic devastation their vandalism could create will so hurt the economy that it could bring them back to power through the wreckage. And they will use every smear, every lie, every canard possible to advance this goal. The propaganda channel dreamt of by Roger Ailes in the Nixon era will continue to pump poison into the body politic, until they defeat the man whose legitimacy as president they have never truly accepted.

Coming from abroad, this country seems as if it is beyond dysfunctional. It looks like a banana republic on the verge of economic collapse. Now that Nixon’s dream has come true and the GOP is fundamentally the party of the Confederacy, it was perhaps naive to think they could ever accept the legitimacy of this president, or treat him with respect or act as adults in the governing process.

But this is who they are. I longed for Obama to bridge this gulf in ideology. But he cannot bridge it alone, especially when the GOP is determined to burn the bridge entirely, even when presented with a deal so tilted to the right only true fanatics could possibly walk away from it. And so the very republic is being plunged into crisis and possible depression by a single, implacable, fanatical faction. Until they are defeated, the country remains in more peril than we know.(Bold is my emphasis, not Sullivan’s.)

Steve Benen, in a great post called “It’s tough to negotiate with crazy“:

Politics isn’t supposed to be quite this difficult. It’s not like the parties have never sat down to negotiate a debt-reduction plan before. It’s happened plenty of times, and while agreements have never been easy, they’ve at least been possible.

But the equation changes when one of the major political parties, especially when it controls one of the relevant institutions, abandons any sense of reason.
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Right. In this case, Jonathan is referring to Republicans who don’t understand the basics of how a bill becomes a law. His piece on this highlighted a GOP House member, who’s likely to run for the Senate next year, who doesn’t seem to realize what it means when the Senate “tables” a bill.

But this keeps coming up because congressional Republicans don’t seem to understand, well, much of anything.

One Republican lawmaker appeared on national television this week, and was asked to defend his pro-default approach to governing. He replied, “I don’t trust the words of any source.”

Another GOP lawmaker said a few days ago that our national credit rating will get better if we fail to raise the debt ceiling. Another Republican House member argued that if the government raises revenue, it will make the debt worse, because taxes lead to “fewer revenue dollars.”

Common norms suggest we’re supposed to simply acknowledge that the parties have sincere, philosophical differences. But eventually, I’d love to see the political world come to terms with the fact that Republicans aren’t just being right-wing; they’re also being dumb. I know that’s impolite. I also know it’s justified.

There are members of the House that are on record thinking that taxes lead to fewer revenue dollars. If the Internal Revenue Service collects MORE taxes aka Revenue, it will have less money or Revenue in its coffers. That’s as dumb as saying “the less I work, the bigger my paycheck will be!”

A modern-day Confederacy comprised of know-nothings, comically evil real life Oligarchs, and craven cynics has been waging a not-completely-surreptitious terror campaign against national unity and actual fiscal sanity for the sole purpose of retaining/growing power to implement insanely lopsided economic, untenable, science-fiction grade philosophies. They are political Scientologists. Today they jumped all over the couch on national television.

PS- The post title is a wink and a nod to my indulgence in and acknowledgement of a little known thing called Confirmation Bias.

Anarchists.

from The Onion:

Members of the U.S. Congress reported Wednesday they were continuing to carefully debate the issue of whether or not they should allow the country to descend into a roiling economic meltdown of historically dire proportions. “It is a question that, I think, is worthy of serious consideration: Should we take steps to avoid a crippling, decades-long depression that would lead to disastrous consequences on a worldwide scale? Or should we not do that?” asked House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-VA), adding that arguments could be made for both sides, and that the debate over ensuring America’s financial solvency versus allowing the nation to default on its debt—which would torpedo stock markets, cause mortgage and interests rates to skyrocket, and decimate the value of the U.S. dollar—is “certainly a conversation worth having.”

Mistermix asks a potent question to anyone who has ever voted Republican:

You can be a social conservative who thinks that Roe v Wade was the worst Supreme Court decision on record. You can be a paleocon who thinks that uncontrolled immigration is killing our domestic workforce. Or you can just be a Chamber of Commerce, Main Street, traditional “cut my taxes” Republican. No matter what your reason for voting Republican in the past, how can you vote again for a party that’s about to ruin our national credit rating and kill off an already halting recovery, all over a vote that, as Prather points out, is simply procedural?

FYI: Megan McArdle (Whose writing and politics I hate, and is always wrong about things that she doesn’t actually looks up) lists the immediate consequences of arriving at the debt ceiling limit while still being obligated to fulfill Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid payments:

•You just cut the IRS and all the accountants at Treasury, which means that the actual revenue you have to spend is $0.
•The nation’s nuclear arsenal is no longer being watched or maintained
•The doors of federal prisons have been thrown open, because none of the guards will work without being paid, and the vendors will not deliver food, medical supplies, electricity, etc.
•The border control stations are entirely unmanned, so anyone who can buy a plane ticket, or stroll across the Mexican border, is entering the country. All the illegal immigrants currently in detention are released, since we don’t have the money to put them on a plane, and we cannot actually simply leave them in a cell without electricity, sanitation, or food to see what happens.
•All of our troops stationed abroad quickly run out of electricity or fuel. Many of them are sitting in a desert with billions worth of equipment, and no way to get themselves or their equipment back to the US.
•Our embassies are no longer operating, which will make things difficult for foreign travellers
•No federal emergency assistance, or help fighting things like wildfires or floods. Sorry, tornado people! Sorry, wildfire victims! Try to live in the northeast next time!
•Housing projects shut down, and Section 8 vouchers are not paid. Families hit the streets.
•The money your local school district was expecting at the October 1 commencement of the 2012 fiscal year does not materialize, making it unclear who’s going to be teaching your kids without a special property tax assessment.
•The market for guaranteed student loans plunges into chaos. Hope your kid wasn’t going to college this year!
•The mortgage market evaporates. Hope you didn’t need to buy or sell a house!
•The FDIC and the PBGC suddenly don’t have a government backstop for their funds, which has all sorts of interesting implications for your bank account.
•The TSA shuts down. Yay! But don’t worry about terrorist attacks, you TSA-lovers, because air traffic control shut down too. Hope you don’t have a vacation planned in August, much less any work travel.
•Unemployment money is no longer going to the states, which means that pretty soon, it won’t be going to the unemployed people.

In other words, if you’re a voter who values safe, cheap travel, national security, homeless people off the streets, your 401k or other retirement funds, a secure national border, secure nuclear weapons, and criminals behind bars, you should be on the phone to your Tea Party-fearing or emboldened Rep, screaming at them for thinking that intentionally demolishing the Global economy is anything other than horrendous and just about the most evil thing a public office holder can do. Government matters. We may just find out how much, and too late if we end up losing it.

Gifts of the Spirit; Think on these things

If I supposed that this Christian website, and it’s proprietors existed not to better peoples’ lives, but to fill their own pockets through guilt trips of redemption, salvation, healing, prayer, and eternal life just like most other Christian institutions, you might call me a cynic. I’m just cynical, and I have no hope, and I’m going to die with no afterlife, and everyone I know or love who does believe is destined to the same seemingly pointless fate, I suppose that could be described as “cynical”.

Consider their claims:

We assert and Believe that Jesus:
Is Lord and Saviour as revealed in the bible: inspired, infallible and inerrant.
Is eternally existent in the triune Godhead of Father, Son and Holy Spirit
Was miraculously born of Mary, a virgin, and was both God and Man.
Lived a sinless life and fulfilled all the prophecies of the coming Messiah.
Was crucified to save and redeem mankind and was resurrected bodily on the third day.
Saves all who repent and put their trust in him.
Has promised to send the Holy Spirit to indwell all those who believe.
Gives the gifts of the Holy Spirit to those who ask.
Will return to earth for His Bride the Church.
Will judge all mankind at the final Judgement.

*You can’t talk to the dead, cause they’re fuckin’ dead, as Pat Tilman’s brother said at his memorial. Inside the hope that you can, and every human who’s ever grieved for anyone knows that hope is real, lies a readymade market for craven and shameless opportunism.

James Randi wrote a whole book about it. He also caught a guy red handed, and he’s back, bigger than ever. You watch a movie, read an article, learn something about history and think, “Damn, I wish I could have gotten Grandpa’s take on this. I should have talked to him more.” Inside that yearning, that regret, is the basis for faith healers, charlatans, and self-proclaimed “psychics” like John Edward or Sylvia Browne. All of them shameless, greedy, and even more cynical than those that try to shine a light on malignant bullshit as it exists in the world.

As a non-believer, I commonly run across an almost passionate confusion. As a Christian, when this kind of PR damage is wrought across your practiced faith; whether from pedophile priests, doubting servants, ignorance-apologists, or flat-out money-grubbing con-artists: Why is the first instinct within the Jesus-bound vox populi to burn the heretics that are pointing this out at the stake? Why not the completely, actually nihilistic charlatans who’ve made off with all your sincerely donated offerings? We outsiders are completely corrupted, cynical, and constantly tempting the righteous with our seductive “logic” and acknowledgement of inconvenient realities that are incongruous with your beliefs.

The mindset is kind of stunning: Nevermind those skeptics, those doubters, just like Thomas, who call Jesus into question, because Christ rewards those who keep him in their hearts. The meek shall inherit the Earth, and the way to remain meek and humble is to not ask questions, to not be assertive with inquiring or doubtful thoughts, and to support those who support God.

You can make your checks out to Alexstevenw or freelancernicholas for as much as you can spare and God will know that you haven’t doubted, that you are dutiful and subservient as a slave is to his master. And the slave shall be rewarded in heaven not just with his freedom, but with the curing of his ailments and the gift of his own slaves for the rest of eternity. (In case you’re wondering, now would be the perfect moment to make fun of the Muslim idea of 72 virgins as a reward for jihad)

Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things [are] honest, whatsoever things [are] just, whatsoever things [are] pure, whatsoever things [are] lovely, whatsoever things [are] of good report; if [there be] any virtue, and if [there be] any praise, think on these things.

Philippians 4:8

We’re a funny species, I swear. If I was a True Christian, I’d hate these greedy, opportunistic con-artist motherfuckers with vengeance so thick, I’d need constant access to the church’s confession iPhone app.

But it’s almost never that these frauds are exposed from within their own institutions. It’s always the new atheists, the heathens, the doubters, and those who need real evidence in place of “faith” that end up putting the spotlight on criminal or unethical activity within religious organizations. It’s always the groups commonly identified as enemies of the righteous that are instrumental in causing a cloistered subgroup to ingest some fresh air and acknowledge that they may have been taken advantage of.

If you cannot distinguish between your priests, the prophets, and obviously craven, greed-driven bullshit artists, then what does that say about your priests? your prophets? The truth value of your faith?
If it takes a post-hoc abracadabra, the woman cut in half is actually two women in separate boxes reveal ceremony to let you in on the fact that your religion is scamming you, then you owe your own mind a few hours of contemplation and introspection, not to mention a quantum of penance and forgiveness. The question should be asked about your revealed wrongness at every fractal level,

“WTF?! How could I abide such manipulative and pernicious horse manure?” Because legions of frauds preyed on my hope, my fear, my love, and my grief, that’s how. And they’re good at what they do.

Seriously. Don’t laugh. It’s not funny. Okay, it’s kind of funny, but the anger is most definitely not. It’s real, it’s shocking, and it’s definitely the most appropriate response. You’ve been had, it’s not fun, but it is a learning experience. And aren’t growth and fulfillment things you were seeking in the first place?

Update: Footage of OBL being buried at sea in accordance with Islamic Tradition

It is accomplished.

Today is the eighth anniversary of this catastrophuck.

I only have a few things to offer:

Republicans can go fuck themselves.


America. Fuck, Yeah.


Also, SEAL Team Six shall heretofore be known as SEAL Team Winning!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czzgOr4vlUE